Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Rinko Kikuchi, Oscar Runner-up, Doesn't Want Your Fucking Pity



Yeah, whatever, she doesn't care. Just get her a fucking drink, all right? And don't be bringing any of that cheap shit. God may have wanted Jennifer Hudson to win Best Supporting Actress, but he also happens to have ordained that Rinko get completely shit-faced off of some damn Diaka or something after the ceremony, all right?

And don't be assuming that just because she lost an Oscar to a first-time actress that can sing means that she won't be back in a few years with another excellent performance worthy of the Hollywood stamp of approval. Oscar will be sucking on her nipples like a fucking Everlasting Gobstopper before she's through with him.

It's like, yeah, motherfucker, she's fine.

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