This really is becoming a problem. The impotent Japanese government has simply stood by as America's most powerful ever Vice President ravages the city of Tokyo looking for stray babies to feed on. Will the appetite of this sebaceous, bloat-tastic Cheney head ever be sated?
And now he's trying to take over Sophia Coppola's favorite hotel, the Park Hyatt! Where Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson didn't make love! This will not stand. But what can we at Japablum do? We're just a blog.
Where's Astroboy when you really need him?
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