Thursday, February 8, 2007

Mika Kano, Japan's Ministress of Swimwear, Stilettos, and Six-Shooters, Answers Your Questions

Dear Mika:

You have such long legs! Where did you get them?

Anyway, I was wondering. Which pet do you think would attract a better, longer-lasting man: a goldfish or a housetrained duck?


Lonely in Latvia


Dear LiL:

Men are pigs. I'm sorry, I mean men like pigs. Get a pig.

Good luck and have fun!

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