Mika Kano, Japan's Ministress of Swimwear, Stilettos, and Six-Shooters, Answers Your Questions

Dear Mika: You have such long legs! Where did you get them? Anyway, I was wondering. Which pet do you think would attract a better, longer-lasting man: a goldfish or a housetrained duck? Signed, Lonely in Latvia ********* Dear LiL: Men are pigs. I'm sorry, I mean men like pigs. Get a pig. Good luck and have fun!