 | Dear Mika:
You have such long legs! Where did you get them?
Anyway, I was wondering. Which pet do you think would attract a better, longer-lasting man: a goldfish or a housetrained duck?
Signed,
Lonely in Latvia
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Dear LiL:
Men are pigs. I'm sorry, I mean men like pigs. Get a pig.
Good luck and have fun! |
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