American Vice President Dick Cheney shocked Japanese officials sent out to greet him as he deplaned at Narita Airport Tuesday when he took one of them firmly by the hand and demanded that he be fed fresh Japanese babies before he would consent to meet with any member of the Japanese government.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Vice President, I..." stammered the unnamed official.
"You heard me, pipsqueak," cajoled Cheney. "You want America on your side?"
"Well, actually, no..."
"Then serve 'em up, chump!"
He then pulled out his American Flag bib, a bottle of Heinz 57, and a plastic fork and knife, and returned to his seat on the plane.
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