Japablum Language Lesson: 日本とアメリカのマクドナルド

Koichi-san visits an American McDonalds to compare it with the McDonald's in his homeland. Listen closely and answer the questions, flunkies.

1. The size of the Big Mac in the US is ______________ the size of the Big Mac in Japan.

a. larger than
b. the same size as
c. Americans are so fat

2. A medium drink in this American McDonald's is the same size as ____________ in a Japanese McDonald's.

a. a medium drink
b. a large drink
c. the kitchen and break room combined

3. What do Americans like to have with their fries?

a. ketchup
b. ice cream
c. more fries, another burger, a milkshake, and a blowjob

4. Japanese McDonald's are _________ than American McDonald's.

a. funnier
b. cleaner
c. sexier

5. Aren't meaningless quizzes fun?

a. yes! can i have my underwear back now?
b. no, you're so freaking gay.
c. did you say something, grandma?


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