Thursday, August 30, 2007

Prime Minister Abe Finds Lost Contact Lens

Japablum is relieved to report that Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe found his lost contact lens while attending a memorial service to honor the Japanese war dead of World War II at Nippon Budokan Hall on the anniversary of the Japanese surrender. As Emporer Akihito and Empress Michiko looked on, Abe, who'd been having horrible headaches as a result of the missing lens, looked down and found it on the carpet. No word on why the lens would have been lying on the carpet at Nippon Budokan Hall.

However, Japablum is sad to report that Empress Michiko still hasn't found a hat that fits. Somebody do something!

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