Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Japablum Out of Office Reply



Japablum is getting ready to go on vacation (if you can call supporting our troops by embarking on a USO tour of Key West with our pool boy and his younger brother a vacation!). So we're going to leave you today with a small collection of recent headlines from Japan. Just because we're getting the hell out of town doesn't mean we want our readers to be ill-informed about all the horrifying goings on in the safetiest country in the world.


Tuesday, August 14
MOTORCYCLIST RIDES 2KM BEFORE REALIZING HIS LEG WAS SEVERED IN SHIZUOKA

BABY BOY ABANDONED AT TOKYO DEPARTMENT STORE

Monday, August 13
WIFE STABS HUSBAND TO DEATH IN CHIBA

17 DEAD, 2 MISSING IN ACCIDENTS ACROSS JAPAN

Sunday, August 12
WOMAN, 24, ARRESTED FOR BEATING 2-YEAR-OLD SON TO DEATH IN ASAHIKAWA

Friday, August 10
WAKAYAMA COP ARRESTED FOR MOLESTING SCHOOLGIRLS

NUMBER OF CHILD ABUSE CASES REACHES RECORD HIGH

Thursday, August 9
BOY, 5, DIES AFTER BEING BEATEN UP BY MOTHER'S CO-WORKER AT SEX SHOP

いってきます、y'all.

2 comments:

Stephan said...
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Stephan said...

My own favourite Japanese headline this week; Man arrested for sending finger to LDP in protest over Abe evading Yasukuni.

http://www.japantoday.com/jp/news/415928

hopefulyl I won't deleate this one, this time.