It was round twelve of sweaty, hairless, man-on-man pounding during the World Boxing Council's flyweight championship in Tokyo when, nearly obliterated by their palpable sexual frustration, the two combatants—Daisuke Naito of Japan and Pongsaklek Wonjongkam of Thailand—in a move that has shocked the world of pro boxing, both decided that they just couldn't deny their feelings any longer. The men stopped the fight, embraced, and declared that they would both quit boxing, buy a house "somewhere in Connecticut, probably," and open a dog grooming salon called "Doggy Style."
"I love this man, that's all I know," gasped Naito through a flood of blood and tears. "We can share the champion belt, put it over our bed or something."
The big question on everyone's wagging tongues is, of course, will the two professionals quit boxing completely, and if not, would they ever go head-to-head again, and if so, would they do it naked on pay-per-view or provide a downloadable podcast file or something?
"Right now I think we're tired of fighting," said Wonjongkam, smacking Naito on his tight, tight ass.
Japablum would like to offer our heartfelt congratulations. We also would like to request from the two lovebirds explicit, uncensored photos for the Greatest Moments in Gay Boxing coffee table book we're working on.
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