Monday, April 9, 2007

Tokyo Governor Celebrates Completion of Inking of Dharma Doll by Running for Re-election, Winning



Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara, who has finally finished the inking of his giant Dharma doll, decided to celebrate by running for re-election and winning.

"This is highly unusual," said political writer Shunsuke Takahashi of the Yomiuri Shimbun. "As you know, filling in the final ink on a Dharma doll is customarily done after accomplishing something great, not before. But, as you probably also know, Ishihara is a f**king moron."

Ishihara, who is notorious for his disparaging remarks about foreigners living in Japan, plans to continue his celebration by stopping by the Chinese embassy to order some takeout.

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