Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Fashion Designer Chie Imai Decides Only Tinsley Mortimer Can Do Justice to this Dress



Celebrated Japanese fashion designer Chie Imai, after coming to the conclusion that only a "completely retarded, empty vessel of a woman" could appropriately fill out an over-the-top fluffy pink dress from her "Bloom Bloom" collection, made a decision: she would have to look to America, and specifically to New York socialite and professional blonde Tinsley Mortmer. (Yes, her mother's head exploded after commanding the nurse to write that name on Tins's birth certificate. Sad story.) Tinsley happily obliged, and agreed to let the dress wear her at Ms. Imai's "07-08 Royal Chie" show in Tokyo.

Also, after the show she totally beat the asses of those two Eurotrash bitches in fur coats who think they're better than her.

2 comments:

dani said...

god that thing is hideous. the dress is quite ugly as well.

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