Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Brutally, Brutally Hot Ex-Underwear Model Visiting Tokyo Needs To Hurry Up and Take His Shirt Off

Outrageously sexually attractive ex-underwear model Mark Wahlberg, visiting Tokyo to promote some movie he was in, really needs to hurry up and tear that shirt off. Yes, it might be the wrong signal to send to his new friend, sumo grand champion Asashoryu, but really, Asashoryu spends most of his time in a traditional Japanese diaper, so who the hell is he to get all high and mighty? He might even welcome it.

These often barely clad gentleman have things to teach each other. They really should just get started.

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