Monday, April 2, 2007

Mika Kano, Japan's Ministress of Cleavage and Hair Flipping, Answers Your Questions



Dear Mika,

Do you think it's appropriate to ever date a friend's ex? My friend "Sheryl" broke it off with "Luke" a few weeks ago. I've had a crush on "Luke" for a while, and my friendship with "Sheryl" has never been that important to me. "Luke" is also ripped and he's got curly blonde locks, a square jaw, and is flush with cash. I've already blown him. So now that "Sheryl" is out of the picture can I ask him out?

Torn in Turkey


Dear Torn,

"Luke" sounds like a reprehensible human being with no moral scruples whatsoever. Steer clear. Also, do you have his phone number?

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