Thursday, March 29, 2007

Sylvester Stallone: "At Least The Japs Still Love Me"



Sylvester Stallone, visiting Tokyo to promote his shitty ass new movie "Rocky Balboa," (called "Rocky the Final" in Japan) which totally tanked at the US box office, is happy to finally be around people that he thinks appreciate him.

"Hey, you know, American critics have said that this is my late-life crisis movie, or that it is a preposterous and unnecessary sequel or that they thought I was already dead, or that all the plastic surgery I've had has actually changed the topography of the earth," Stallone explained at a press conference. "So, you know, it's nice to be in a country where people will walk up and say, 'Hey, Sylvester, you've got great big muscles. That inspires me.' That's great to hear, you know?"

Stallone was flanked by Japanese actress Rei Dan, who has never seen a Rocky movie but was eager to agree that Stallone's muscles were "amazingly large. Like, totally big."

1 comment:

dani nation said...

my god, look at his lips. i saw rocky balboa.