American actor Nicholas Cage, visiting Tokyo to promote his latest lump of shit movie Ghost Riders, was happy to hand the reigns over to Japanese funnyman Fuyuki Moto, allowing the leather-clad entertainer to bear the burden of explaining what the fuck this shit-ass movie has to offer the world.
Mr. Cage, who seems to be intent on draining away every last ounce of American goodwill with every single lame fucking movie he has attached his name to in the past decade, clearly hopes that Moto's sway with the Japanese public will help negate the seriously shitty pre-release press on the movie and allow it to at least not totally bomb at the Japanese box office.
For his part, Mr. Moto is hoping that this press conference will put him in good with Cage and hopefully seal the deal for the zany Japanese-American buddy movie he's written a script for called "Stark Raving Suzuki" that just needs a hot American star to give it the greenlight.
Japablum thinks wooing Mr. Cage for the project will not be a problem. After all, this asshole agreed to appear in National Treasure and the godawful remake of The Wicker Man. Seriously, has he ever said "no" to anything?
1 comment:
come on...what about "valley girl"? that movie rocked!
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