America's favorite black actor Will Smith met with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to discuss the rice/potato trade, the escalation of troops in Iraq, and Mr. Smith's new shamelessly Oscar-baiting film The Pursuit of Happyness.
According to Abe's press secretary, the Prime Minister was totally cracking Mr. Smith up by quoting his favorite Will Smith movie lines.
"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away," Abe said, quoting Smith's titular character in the romantic comedy Hitch as his staff struggled to not throw up.
"Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a canvas into a beautiful painting?" Abe continued, this time parroting one of Smith's more leaden and nauseating lines from the sci-fi thriller I, Robot.
"Impre--" Smith started before Abe interrupted with his favorite Will Smith line of all time, another I, Robot quote, "My general fields are advanced robotics and phsychiatry. Although, I specialize in hardware-to-wetware interfaces... in an effort to advance U.S.R.'s robotic anthropomorphization program."
"Oh, Hell naw!" Smith exclaimed. "You know my lines better than I ever did!"
Then they both laughed and someone took a picture.
1 comment:
hell yeah, he did!
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