Power Puff Girls Arrive in Japan, Get Longer, More Supple Legs

The wildly popular American crime-fighting cartoon trio the Power Puff Girls have finally made their way across the Pacific and onto Japanese television screens. Though many Americans would consider the U.S. version of the three the wild-eyed, round-faced, and tiny-bodied young ladies to be plenty cute already, the Japanese public begged to differ, responding to the first satellite-beamed images of the U.S. cartoon with a resounding "meh."

So! It was decided that, for the girlies to have any kind of future in Japan, they would have to be somehow cuted up. Impossible, right? Not so. The Japanese are a resourceful bunch, and if there's one thing they can do better than any other country on this insane planet, it's draw a cute and unsettlingly sexually alluring cartoon. And they've done it again.



Look at them legs. And those skirts. The Power Puff Girls are now the slutty cheerleaders of every young boy's dreams. (Well, most boys. Japablum always preferred to dream about slutty quarterbacks whenever we fell asleep in our bedroom closet. When's that animé coming out, we'd like to ask?)