Thursday, November 1, 2007

Hey, Grandpa, Buy This Shit!



Yo, old dude with manpurse, buy this shit. Don't be walking away. The Southern All Stars, one of Japan's most beloved rock bands, has a new album out, and you know you want to check it out. We got samples, we got promotional materials, we got coupons. (And hey, yo, Yuki over there ain't wearing no underwear, between you and me. I'm not saying that should influence your decision to visit our booth, I'm just saying.)

Hey, where you going, man? What I gotta say to get you to turn back around? We probably got some pills somewhere. And some Alford chocolate biscuits. Hey, Yuki! Bring some of those biscuits over here, dammit!

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