A shellshocked street urchin from the future who has not washed her hair or removed the crust and dead skin from her face in many months has wandered onto the Tokyo catwalk during Japan Fashion Week, confusing members of the audience who aren't sure whether or not she is part of the new Toru Kato collection. She keeps pointing to her greasy panda eyes with one of ther seven fingers on her right hand. Also, she keeps holding out her other seven-fingered hand and asking for change. (They still have coins in the future?!)
Someone call Philip K. Dick and Ridley Scott! They'll know what to do. And bring some Witch Hazel!
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