Kirara Chibana, former Miss Japan and the first-runner-up in the 2006 Miss Universe Pageant, spoke on behalf of her crazy big necklace yesterday at a press conference after the necklace was directly challenged by a Daily Yomiuri reporter for being a showoff and a symbol of everything that is wrong with the world of unfettered capitalism and the acquisition of senselessly extravagant riches on the backs of the citizens of the third world. In response, Chibana held up her hand and cut him off, saying, "My necklace has no comment. Next question."
The next question was directed to the fluffy tufts just above her breasts that are made out of chichilla tails and have caused a stir among animal rights activists. The fluffy tufts also had no comment.
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