Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Askuza (Ask a Yakuza)



Dear Three Naked Yakuzas:

What did you think of the recent mob-related murder of the mayor of Nagasaki?

Bowing deeply,
Jeremy

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Dear Jeremy,

If you want to lighten your hair more than three shades, we recommend that you don't do it at home. Have a trusted beautician take care of that. If you don't have a beautician that you trust, let us know and we'll have a talk with ours. She does great work and really knows how to strip pigment right out of a head of hair, whether it's connected to a neck or not.

Best,

3NY

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