Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Mika Kano, Japan's New Ministress of Hosiery, Answers Your Questions

Dear Mika-chan:

You are so cute. I can't believe you're only 39! Anyway, I am trying to figure out what I'm going to wear to my big office Christmas party. I don't want to be too scandalous, so I was thinking of just wearing this frilly thing my mom used to dress me in when I was, like, 4 and then getting a stringy blonde weave. What do you think?

Betty in Bratislava

Dear BiB:

What you propose is fine. Just make sure you will not be upstaged by your hosiery. For this purpose, I recommend perhaps a stringy RED weave.

Have fun!

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