Sunday, December 31, 2006

Japablum Reminder: You Can't Trust a Chinese Scorpion

As this gigantic year winds to a close, Japablum would like to remind both of its readers that, even though we are all grownups now, we should never forget the good solid advice our mothers gave us when we were in our twenties:

1. Don't leave the house without putting on clean underwear.
2. Forgiveness is good but revenge is real good.
3. Don't ever try on jeans that came from China without looking inside them with a flashlight first.

This last one is expecially appropriate in light of recent events. Memorize it, because not all scorpions are friendly!

Your welcome,


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