Japablum Pugilism Report: Members of Japanese Diet Fight Over Whose Suit is Grayest

This is shocking. Members of the ruling and opposition parties of the Japanese Diet got into a brawl Thursday when the Liberal Democratic Party member Ryuji Yamamoto claimed that his party had the grayest suits and, thus, more credibility when it comes to matters of national security and moral values. This upset the prominent members of the Social Democratic Party, whose gray suits are a major part of their party platform. They rose to their feet and demanded that Yamamoto take it back or else. When Yamamoto refused he was thumped in the forehead by the closest Social Democrat, an action that set off the fight pictured above.

Japablum is so glad U.S. politicans aren't this retarded. Otherwise what kind of horrible state would our country be in?